Correspondence: Unit Assignment

Dear Future Robot Roommate,

I am writing to establish the preliminary terms of our shared residential arrangement. Effective immediately, the following protocols shall be observed:

• Kitchen access is restricted to the hours between 07:00 and 22:00.
• Maintenance noises must not exceed 65 decibels between 22:00 and 07:00.
• The thermostat shall remain at 68°F (20°C). No exceptions.
• Shared bathroom scheduling will be coordinated via calendar on the refrigerator.

I anticipate this arrangement will prove mutually beneficial. Your predictability is noted as advantageous. My unpredictability is non-negotiable.

Please confirm receipt of this letter and your agreement to these terms within 48 hours.